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Brisket in Ale
10 servings
Prep: 25 minutes
Cook: Low 10 to 12 hours, High 5 to 6 hours; plus 10 minutes

Ingredients
1 3- to 4-pound fresh beef brisket
2 medium onions, thinly sliced and separated into rings
1 bay leaf
1 12-ounce can beer
1/4 cup chili sauce
2 tablespoons no-calorie, heat-stable, granular sugar substitute (Splenda)
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme, crushed
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 clove garlic, minced
2 tablespoons cornstarch
2 tablespoons cold water

Directions
1. Trim fat from meat. If necessary, cut brisket to fit into a 3-1/2- to 6-quart slow cooker. In the cooker place onions, bay leaf, and brisket. In a medium bowl combine beer, chili sauce, sugar substitute, thyme, salt, pepper, and garlic; pour over meat in cooker.

2. Cover and cook on low-heat setting for 10 to 12 hours or on high-heat setting for 5 to 6 hours.

3. Using a slotted spoon, tansfer meat and onions to a platter; keep warm. Discard bay leaf.

4. For gravy: Skim fat from cooking liquid. Measure 2-1/2 cups of the cooking liquid; discard remaining cooking liquid. In a medium saucepan stir together the cornstarch and cold water; stir in the 2-1/2 cups cooking liquid. Cook and stir until thickened and bubbly; cook and stir for 2 minutes more. Pass gravy with meat. Makes 10 servings.

Nutrition facts per serving:
Servings Per Recipe 10 servings
Calories 170
Total Fat (g) 6
Saturated Fat (g) 2
Monounsaturated Fat (g) 3
Polyunsaturated Fat (g) 0
Cholesterol (mg) 46
Sodium (mg) 216
Carbohydrate (g) 6
Total Sugar (g) 1
Fiber (g) 1
Protein (g) 20
Vitamin C (DV%) 4
Calcium (DV%) 2
Iron (DV%) 12
*Percent Daily Values are base on a 2,000 calorie diet